Friday, August 26, 2005

Funny because it's true.

Pens!
"Ooh, it's half past nine. Time for men, men with jobs, to go to work. Other men stay in bed until dinnertime watching Tot's TV, thinking about how worthless and pathetic they are... Good morning, jobseekers."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please".

The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?"

The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a plumber?"